Our Strains Reviewed


Swazi Gold – Outdoor

Swazi Gold cannabis is a Sativa landrace strain grown primarily by the Nguni people of Southern and Eastern Africa. Known for it’s resilience and the ability to grow in all weather conditions, Swazi Gold is perfect for outdoor growers that live in ever changing climates. Swazi Gold buds are typically dense in structure and have a strong sweet mango aroma that will have you opening the bag just to get another whiff. Due to it’s uplifting qualities, this marijuana strain is recommended for depression and fatigue.

Rating: 5 out of 5.



ACDC is a sativa-dominant phenotype of the high-CBD cannabis strain Cannatonic with a remarkably high CBD:THC ratio. This strain induces little-to-no intoxicating effects and helps many patients treat various ailments like pain, anxiety, epilepsy, multiple sclerosis, and the negative effects of chemotherapy, all with a clear head.

Rating: 4 out of 5.
Exodus Cheese

Excodus Cheese

The nicely balanced, sativa-leaning Exodus Cheese is a hybrid cannabis strain that produces a scent reminiscent of its name, being cheesy with undertones of earth and pine. Its taste is similar, with buds that are a mossy green and covered in crystal trichomes.

The THC level of Exodus Cheese averages at around 18%. Reviewers have come to disagreements on the state of the high one achieves with this strain, with some claiming it brings on a boost of energy while others state it sedates them and is best consumed at night. Needless to say, it still will help alleviate aches and pains that are mild throughout the body and help to uplift the spirit. Some have mentioned a spike in creativity.

Negative effects of this strain include dizziness and paranoia if too much is consumed at once. Dry mouth and eyes are normal.

Blunicorn Poop

Blunicorn Poop is a cross between the strains GMO and Sophisticated Lady. This hybrid strain produces buds that are generally dense with shades of yellow amid its light green flowers along with amber pistils and a light coating of trichomes.

Don’t let the name fool you, the scent of this strain isn’t what it seems. Notes of citrus and fuel mix within earthen tones and provide a smooth toke that’s light on taste.

Some reviewers have said that the effects of Unicorn Poop are nothing short of magical. They have described it as creating a euphoric state in both body and mind. Some experienced a bit of mind fog while others have experienced bouts of the giggles. Some have said this strain might be good for social gatherings if you prefer cerebral stimulation and enjoy conversation.

Franco’s Lemon Cheese (FLC)

Franco’s Lemon Cheese is a feminized marijuana strain that can be easily recognized thanks to its lemony smell and peculiar cheese flavor. Featuring 21% THC, this cannabis variety is perfect for those who prefer a powerful and energizing high. And that’s not all! Appetizing and uplifting, Franco’s Lemon Cheese is effective for pain therapy and treating appetite disorders.

Girl Scout Cookies

GSC’s aroma is far from subtle; it’s a deliciously earthy scent that is simultaneously sweet and dessert-like. Therapeutic benefits of GSC can range from helping with anxiety, chronic pain, migraines, arthritis, stress, and, of course, sleep disorders. Since you won’t want to stray far from the couch with this strain, it’s best for evening activities, like Netflixing at home or a social activity that won’t require much movement, like a board game with friends.


Crescendo Cannabis by THC Design is easily among the most potent strains in existence. As such, it flies off shelves everywhere in California. These buds combine genetics from Chemdawg and Mandarin Cookies, and because the company prides itself on growing only the very best cannabis, you can rest assured there are no pesticides, insecticides, or other potential health hazards in your buds.

Independent tests measure THC levels between 30 percent and 34 percent. Crescendo is insanely potent but not in an overly intoxicating way. You can still navigate a workday without hassle. In fact, this strain is ideal for morning and daytime use. Effects are very cerebral, uplifting, and hazy, and they hit immediately. In large doses, Crescendo can be counterproductive, but still good fun for all involved.

This strain offers an abundance of medical benefits for patients. Rich in various cannabinoids, flavonoids, even terpenes, especially myrcene, Crescendo has analgesic, antiemetic, anxiolytic, anti-inflammatory, antidepressant, antipsychotic, antispasmodic, anticonvulsant, anticancer, and other properties, too many to mention. It effectively wakes you up and boosts an unhealthy appetite.

Everybody benefits from Crescendo by THC Design, recreational and medical users alike. Its citrusy flavor is especially popular, but its potency remains its most famous attraction, loved by all who try it.

THC: 33.23%